Pen-pricks
BY ARGUS HAMILTON Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The comedy Store in hollywood and a speaker. his email address is argus@argushamilton.com.
• President Biden signed the Covid Origins Bill into law after it passed unanimously in the House and Senate. I felt pretty stupid after the revelations that natural immunity worked just as well as the vaccine and that masks didn’t matter. We didn’t follow the science, we followed the television.
• President Biden vetoed a bill to ban pensions from investing in companies based on their climate change cooperation. One decade it’s an Ice Age, next decade it’s Global Warming. I’ve been watching the weather a long time and to save the planet, I advise oil companies to start donating to Democrats, too.
• National Geographic published an article on unknown species in the ocean and disclosed that Australians have been eating a fish that was previously unknown to science. That’s a huge relief. Generally it is the other way around, a fish previously unknown to science has been eating Australians.
• The Parents Rights Act passed in the House amid demands by parents that teachers stop pushing a social agenda and teach the basics instead. I’m so glad I learned about parallelograms in high school math instead of how to do my taxes. It comes in really handy during parallelogram season.
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2023-03-28T07:00:00.0000000Z
2023-03-28T07:00:00.0000000Z
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