Pen-pricks

• President Biden attended the G-7 leaders’ summit held in Bavaria which is roiling over Muslim immigration. London newspapers quoted German leaders of the anti-immigration party Sunday calling Angela Merkel the worst Chancellor in Germany’s history. And that’s saying something.

• President Biden sent a certified letter to the head of Exxon and Chevron threatening executive action against oil companies and accusing them of price gouging. When an angry Biden was asked by an aide why he didn’t use e-mail instead, Biden said he has one question. What is e-mail?

• Psychology Today reported a study on likes-attracting-likes that says lonewolf personalities tend to attract other lone wolves as romantic mates, making settling down together difficult. Last week in downtown Beverly Hills I finally met someone who understands me. My dentist told me I need a Crown.

• The White House was hit by its worst performance poll of the year when 85 percent of Americans said the country is headed in the wrong direction. The economy is hitting the music industry hard. Rapper 50 Cent just changed his name to 85 Cent to adjust for inflation.