First Take

I’m not a fan of horror movies. Even at Halloween, it’s just not my jam.

I think much of my dislike stems from the screechy music, which grates on my nerves.

I noticed this week that DISH Network is offering to pay a viewer $1,300 to watch 13 movies based on Stephen King novels. According to USA Today, viewers must wear a Fitbit while watching the films to track their heart rate, so the network can monitor jump scares, screams or lack of sleep afterward.

I do like Stephen King novels. I love a good scary book, and I enjoy his storytelling abilities.

Somehow though, that love of his books has never translated over to a love of scary movies.

I like The Shawshank Redemption, which is based on a King novel. And the Green Mile is a great movie too – and also based on King’s work.

I’m guessing though DISH is looking more at Cujo or Carrie. If they can turn off the music, I’m in!