PEN-PRICKS

• Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced a $250 million fund is available to build a border wall to stop the stampede. I bet I know on which river he wants to build the border wall. Texas is sick and tired of getting beat by Texas high school football stars playing for Oklahoma.

• Forbes magazine commissioned a survey that revealed that 90% of wealthy families lose their wealth by the third generation. It makes socialism unnecessary. Democrats don’t need to artificially raise taxes to level the playing field when idiots are the natural redistributors of wealth.

• President Biden went blank for 40 seconds while hosting an EU leaders roundtable meeting in Brussels. It’s starting to affect his poll numbers. Nowadays when parents tell their kids they could grow up to be president, it’s a threat to get them to eat their vegetables, or become one.

• President Biden got very testy with reporters covering his summit with Russia’s Vladimir Putin in Switzerland. He tried the best he could to stay on message. Before boarding Air Force One, President Biden addressed the media and touted the airplane stairs as a worthy adversary.